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There’s Nothing Savoury At Shank’s

Shank's

I don’t review movies I haven’t enjoyed, especially the Marathi movies which I’m so fond of watching and which rarely disappoint me if I’m making the right choices. I made an exception for Shank’s (2017) because it was masqueraded as a movie on Marathi cuisine but the entire concept turned out to be the Ass in a Lion’s skin.

So it all started in a true documentary style, showcasing the gastronomic creation of a New-York based fine dining restaurant called ‘Shank’s’. In what I would call, a ‘Chef’s Table’ approach, the eatery is shown serving regular Marathi food — ‘Varan-Bhaat’, ‘Puran Poli’ et al presented lavishly in plates and called “Marathi fine-dining” cuisine. No doubt I was filled with pride! I could never imagine common Maharashtrian food settling in distant American plates as “fine-dining” cuisine. ‘Varan-Bhaat-Toop’, ‘Ukdiche Modak’, ‘Tival’, ‘Batatyachi Kachri’, ‘Kokum Kadhi’, ‘Sabudana Wada’, and several other appetizing fares (some of them Konkani) are part of my staple diet even today, and they continue to delight my soul without all that extravagant pretentiousness of “fine dining”. Who cares, but seeing them now being transformed into some uptown culinary delights made me think Marathi food had finally arrived on the global food scene and so much could be done to elevate the experience. So I was glued to the screen even more.

It was all attributed to the success of a passionate Maharashtrian chef called ‘Shashank Joshi’, raised in a lower middle-class family, an intelligent guy and an IIT dropout (therefore, “intelligent”) from India, who visited France to learn culinary art from a renowned French chef running his own restaurant. Soon Shashank decides to settle in the US of A with his pretty French wife Pauline — the daughter of his mentor & chef, and he starts his restaurant business called ‘Shank’s’, it’s immediately trashed by food critics. After much deliberations he introduces an innovative fine dining experience with Maharashtrian cuisine. His inspiration for Marathi food? None other than his late grandmother from whom he picked the cooking skills while growing up in a Maharashtrian neighbourhood.

The story depicts a humble Maharashtrian guy who is inspired by his grandma’s culinary skills and transforms Maharashtrian food into a fine-dining experience. The biggest flaw with the movie is that it shouldn’t have been masquerading as a biographical documentary with interviews, reviews, customer comments, etc. when the entire act was fiction.

The supposed movie/documentary features interviews with food critics, including Shashank’s cousin and his wife Pauline who swear by his passion for food, his hard work, and his single-minded focus on serving the best dishes on the menu. During this 1 hour 12 min tiresome show we are taken through his childhood memories through some sketches depicting his memories, more interviews and some more sketches, then some doodles of Maharashtrian food (sort of a hierarchical menu), and ending with more sketches. Finally when it all concluded my delight turned into disgust within no time. To my bewilderment, I learned that there’s no restaurant called ‘Shank’s’ in NYC, there’s no fine-dining chef in existence called ‘Shashank Joshi’ and even his so-called French wife Pauline was a figment of someone’s fantasies, and so obviously the innovative Maharashtrian fine-dining culinary cuisine only existed in my imagination for that entire hour. In short, the whole thing was an act and it was faked. Period.

I wonder what the makers of the movie were smoking when they conceptualized in making this into a movie. Because on one hand, I was so proud to finally see Maharashtrian menu getting its due respect and fame as a ’fine dining’ affair outside its traditional roots. On the other hand, it was hard for me to believe that everything I saw and felt as a proud Indian was a big hoax being sugar-coated and fed to me. Though I wonder if this could have been made into a real documentary, such as, representing Maharashtrian traditional food with a proposed ‘fine dining’ approach, plain and simple, without resorting to cheating the audiences and making a farce of the concept with inept actors. Beyond that, watch Shank’s only and only if you’re really in a mood to fool yourself and waste an hour of your precious life. Hit the ‘skip’ button. There’s nothing worth relishing here.

Hopper’s Soul-Crushing Note to Eleven

I just finished with the third season and it was probably the most thrilling to say the least. Let me just say that ‘Stranger Things’ is a true homage to the retro ambience of the early 1980’s American pop culture era, and how? It recreates an excellent template by exploring the styling of that decade so vividly, such as the characterization of the cast, soundtrack which is oh-so 80s no doubt, the environment, cars, and gadgets. The overall design of the series is just plain noteworthy — take a closer look at the poster. Doesn’t it resemble an Indiana Jones flick poster? And now, even the cold-war propaganda has been showcased with all its Soviet savagery in Season 3. Need I say it’s a breathtaking combination of supernatural horror saga that rides over an investigative drama led by a band of ‘nerdy’ kids as its central characters, and paired with the awesome psychokinetic abilities of ‘Eleven’ or “El” they venture around Hawkins to hunt the paranormal. That makes the series a lot more deserving of meritorious attention. Except when El has a gory nose.

On the basis of the last gripping episode of Season 3, “The Battle of Starcourt”, there was a subtle hint of an oncoming Season 4 in the series. Although, before get on to debating that aspect, there’s this scene in the final episode at the end where Eleven discovers through Joyce (Winona Ryder) that a note had been written and addressed to her by Jim Hopper, El’s guardian parent, who wanted to talk to his daughter. That emotional note is written with such profound zest (and narrated by Hopper / David Harbour with such poise) it’s a lesson in ‘existence’ for when someone feels totally depleted and miserable. Words of wisdom that I’d easily visualize every doting father on this planet would like to share with his teenage kids. Needless to say I’m a stickler for such nuances in anything I observe, and it’s easily one of my favourite parts about the series, an evidence of how well-written the script is just like any other Netflix show. You’ll concur with my sentiments after you go over the text and watch the episode too, it’s poignant.

Jesus. The truth is, for so long I’d forgotten what those even were. I’ve been stuck in one place. In a cave, you might say. A deep, dark cave. And then I left some Eggos out in the woods and you came into my life. For the first time in a long time, I started to feel things again. I started to feel happy. But lately, I guess I’ve been feeling distant from you. Like you’re pulling away from me or something. I miss playing board games every night, making triple decker Eggo extravaganzas at sunrise, watching Westerns together before we doze off.

But I know you’re getting older, growing, changing. I guess, if I’m being really honest, that’s what scares me. I don’t want things to change. So I think maybe that’s why I came in here, to try and make stop that change. To turn back the clock. To make things go back to how they were. But I know that’s naive. It’s just not how life works. It’s moving, always moving, whether you like it or not. And yeah, sometimes it’s painful. Sometimes it’s sad. And sometimes, it’s surprising. Happy.

So you know what? Keep on growing up kid. Don’t let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from ’em. When life hurts you, because it will, remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you’re out of that cave. But, please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.

Delhi Crime – Honest & In Your Face!

A heinous crime has taken place in the capital city of New Delhi, a young woman has been barbarically violated and her boyfriend has escaped with some injuries right in the heart of a bustling metro. It doesn’t take time for the first responders to comprehend the sensitivity of this brutal act which is perpetrated by 6 disgusting individuals in a moving bus. One of the challenges for DCP Vartika Chaturvedi (a brilliant Shefali Shah) is to assemble a task force already on the brink of breakdown from a paucity of funds and lack of infrastructure to a shortage of manpower, to deal with the situation. In all their efforts to apprehend the criminals at the earliest, the law enforcement officers find themselves in a vicious tug of war with both the enraged public, a biased media and some politicians who would walk any length to fix the blame squarely on the department and the “security lapses”. That the police force serves its citizenry diligently and with the utmost integrity to curb anti-social activities despite their unspeakable conditions is part of the narrative of Netflix’s newest original TV-series called Delhi Crime. The storytelling has such truthfulness and bitterness to it that I couldn’t watch it without wiping tears. Thankfully, unlike the other police drama, the unfortunate Powder, the makers have confirmed that Delhi Crime will be an anthology series with the same characters.

In all this, as a cat-and-mouse game is unravelling, a team headed by an investigator named Sudhir Kumar (Gopal Dutt Tiwari) is on its way to the nab one of the culprits in Rajasthan, he’s having an interesting conversation in the vehicle on the implications of a diverse Indian society. Although divided by class, it is at the pinnacle of global economic development on one hand but fighting abject deprivation and illiteracy on the other. His profound explanation for the justification of horrific crimes against females signals a larger implication for an entire generation of Indians to come. Read on.

Scenes from Delhi Crime
Scenes from Delhi Crime (2019) S1E3 (Courtesy Netflix)

ड्राइवर: सर, क्या आप ने इससे पहले ऐसे कभी कुछ देखा है?
सुधीर कुमार: अरे बहुत कुछ देखा है.
ड्राइवर: नहीं Sir. मतलब, हां हां, crimes तो बोहोत है पर ऐसा नहीं कोई किसी के साथ ऐसे कैसे कर सकता है ?
सुधीर कुमार: Simple है यार. Economics है. अमीर और गरीब के बीच का फर्क जितना बढ़ेगा crime भी उतना ही बढ़ेगा। क्या है, अमीरों की वजह से अब काफी पैसा आ गया है society में, लेकिन वह गरीबों तक पोहोचता नहीं है। तो वह छीनने की कोशिश करते है, जिसकी वजह से अनबन पैदा होती है। Normal है, सारी दुनिया में यही हो रहा है. ऊपर से हमारे यहां तो बोहोत ज्यादा अनपढ़ youth है। Sex Education है नहीं लेकिन Internet पे free porn है, जो उनके मासूम दिमागो पर असर डालते है, उन्हें समझ नहीं आता क्या करे। वह औरत को एक चीज़ की तरह देखने लगते है और चाहते है वह सब उनकी ज़िन्दगी में भी हो। नहीं मिलता तो छीनने की कोशिश करते है, बिना अंजाम की परवा किये। खोने के लिए वैसे भी कुछ नहीं उनके पास।
ड्राइवर: Simple है…. hmmm…. और Sir, आप को यह सब कैसे पता?
सुधीर कुमार: हर दो हफ्ते में घर जाता हूँ ना, काफी लम्बी drive है, तो सोचने के लिए काफी टाइम होता है मेरे पास।

Driver: Sir, have you ever seen anything like this before?
Sudhir Kumar: Seen too many like this.
Driver: No…I mean, yeah, there are many violent crimes, but not like this. How can someone do this to another person?
Sudhir Kumar: It’s simple, it’s economics. The bigger the gap between the rich and poor, the more the crimes. You see, the rich have brought more money into society but it’s not reaching the poor, so they try and take it. The result is more strife in society. It’s normal, it’s happening all over the world. Add to that the explosion of uneducated youth here, they have no sex education but get free porn online…which affects their adolescent brains. They don’t know how to interpret it. They objectify women and wish they could have that in their lives. If they don’t get it, they take it, with no regard for the consequences. After all, they have nothing to lose.
Driver: It’s simple…hmmm…and how do you know all this, Sir?
Sudhir Kumar: Every two weeks, I go home, it’s a long drive, I get a lot of time to think.

Bollywood Has Embraced Content Cinema

Badhaai Ho - Bollywood Movie Poster

There’s Hindi cinema with content, and then there’s ‘candy floss’ entertainment bereft of sanity & imagination. ‘Content’ is what connects you emotionally with the characters and keeps you glued to the screen, it subsumes your inner desires & notions by presenting a totally different perspective. Although, content is considered hard to be digested by the audience & hence is assumed to only reach a certain class of moviegoers. In Bollywood where brilliant scripts have turned out to be virtual duds because the film lacked technique or the filmmakers handled the idea shoddily it failed to make an impression. While on the other hand, stories that have been picturised a million times previously generated more interest at the box office because the content got a different context to thrive. Take the case of Marathi film Sairaat which set the box office rolling as a prime example of content that struck a chord with the audiences with its nuanced acting and music, despite being a story about teenage love and patrimonial furore being rehashed several times in countless movies. Content requires a conscientious effort in juggling the myriad dots in designing a vision that enthrals the audiences through its characters & script while the actors fade in the veneer of the narrative.

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6 Quick Rules To Enjoy The Haunting of Hill House

To mention The Haunting of the Hill House as a bone-chilling experience is a gross understatement. Being inquisitive by nature, I wanted to know how differently has the series been treated from the 1999 Liam Neeson starrer The Haunting that I had watched, based on the same Shirley Jackson novel? A movie understandably has a limited timeframe to tell the story whereas Netflix’s scope for a narrative is much larger, and hence the eagerness to see this novel cinematic approach. But, halfway through the first episode and I was getting the goose-bumps already, though that might be complimenting the show a lot. It’s horror after all! Trying as hard as I might to complete the series, I decided to create a simple 6-point plan based on my experiences, so that everyone can enjoy the show; ‘enjoyment’ is being ambitious here, but I do hope it works.

Rule #1. Instead of focussing on the screen just prefer to remain distracted in doing something else, stuff which requires focus & brain processing. This way you could avoid being totally numbed by the scary experiences, no guarantees though. Ha!

Rule #2. Definitely not worth watching during nighttime. Because that’s when the horror truly becomes mind-nerving and horrifying.

Rule #3. Without any discredit to the creators of the show, I’m going to constantly remind everyone it’s a work of fiction, with probably some creative freedom exercised. So let’s not try to take the plot & the visuals seriously, at all.

Rule #4. Lower the volume and avoid headphones if you can. There will be long moments of silence then a sudden a frightening scream. Eeek!

Rule #5. Binge-watching is a no-no, if you can. When you start watching any series you can’t help but watch all the episodes in rapid succession. But try not doing it with this one.

Rule #6. Not watching the episodes all alone and definitely not in complete silence. When you have both there’s a chance you might be scared to death easily.

The Haunting of Hill House has won some great reviews with none other than Stephen King posting his views in a tweet. Looking back, it’s a horror series, but it’s also a tragic saga of the Crain family that just isn’t about ghosts and goblins. Enjoy the chills!